Veto is Jus' Vote Spelt Diffurently

Well, looks like the Dems are aimin' fer a fight. Well, I'm ready fer 'em. Fact, I got hold of a digital watchamacallit, image capturin' device, a camera, an' I don't know if I can post the image an' all, but here's what I think of their Iraq Withdrawal plan:



Update: What the HELL!?! Where's my pic?

On Deadlines, and Other Thoughts

I can't believe this. Congress is continuin' to move forward with a plan that imposes arbitrary deadlines an' benchmarks on a withdrawal from Iraq. Silly Congress, don't they know that arbitrary deadlines an' benchmarks are only fer educators?


Update: Whoa, Chuck Hagel said what?

Too Damn Funny

Okay, I gotta do a second post fer the day, 'cause this is jus' too damn funny:



Not quite as good as "In the butt, Bob," but almos'.

Alcohol, Tobacco, an' Dope--Oh My!

Accordin' to some new kinda scientifical study alcohol an' tobacco are worse'n dope. Well that's jus' nuts. Everyone knows dope is worse 'cause dope is illegal. Silly scientists, get yer facts straight.

OMG--WHAT THE F . . . ???

Fair is Fair

In the interests of fairness, I'm gonna start attendin' protests against Iraq--or at the very least payin' attention to the news coverage of 'em. An' if any more women out there wanna impeach me, then as Presidint I feel it is my duty to listen to they're concerns.



Note to Self: Invite Reuters' photographers to the White House.

Stephen "Wants It Badly" Hadley

Well, jus' wanted to give some props to my national security advisor. This is the man I trust with the international interests of the U.S. of A. Inspirin', aint it?

March Madness

Well, here it is folks: the Big Dance, the NCAA tourney.

I got Texas an' Texas A&M picked to meet in the Championship game, with Texas winnin' a' course.

I tol' that to ol' Pelosi, an' she had the nerve to suggest that I can't pick it that way. Who is she to say what I can er can't pick? I'll pick whatever I damned well please. She's jus' the Speaker a' the House. She's not the boss of me. I'm the boss of me, goddamit!


Update: Okay, it turns out that I can't pick 'em fer the Final 'cause they're on the same side a' the bracket. Nevermind.

Password Troubles

Sorry I haven't been on in a while. I fergot my password, even though it's soooo easy to remember. "Dubya01"--so easy!


Update: Okay, that was silly of me, obviously it's not "Dubya01" enymore. I changed it ta "Dubya02"


Update#2: Okay, I changed it an' this time I'm not tellin'. An' it's not anythin' with a "03" in it, so no guessin'. Really.

WHAT THE?!?

Dang it all, looks like someone is trying to make a monkey out of me, an' I ain't talkin' 'bout Scooter neither.

Whew . . .

I jus' saw a headline declarin' that some museum had identified a new kinda fossilized dinosaur, an I thunk to myself: Ohmagawd! Scientists have got a hold of Uncle Dick!

But then I read it an' it turns out it was jus' some big ol' lizard.

Li'l Orphan Annie

Ann Coulter used the word "faggot" to talk about former Senator John Edwards, an' three leading GOP candidates have denounced her usage as a durogatory an' unappropriate slur, so I thought I should weigh in on the matter.

All I gots to say is, What's this world comin' to? That was way way outta line. Where do those GOP candidates get off thinkin' they can do somethin' like that? Poor Annie.

My Trip to 'Bama

Visited the destructification of the Tornado in Alabama today. I mean my visit happend today--the tornado happend another day, like yesterday or the day before.

Anyway, courageous, absolutely courageous. I mean the people, not the tornado. People exhibit feelin'. Tornado's don't.

Just awful, really awful. I mean the tornado, not the people. Tornado bad. People good.

Anyway, it saddened my heart to see the destructified school, but it lifted my spirits to see the people pickin' themselves up an' puttin' their lives back together. Inspirational.

Afterward, I asked 'em if they knew where My Cousin Vinny was filmed.