Happy Halloweenie!!!

Well, I spent a lotta time thinkin' 'bout my Halloween costume fer some tricks n treatin', and I reflected long and hard 'bout goin' as a misquote from John Kerry. But push come ta shove, I think that this is the scariest thing I could find:



Pretty creepy, huh?

Halloween's a Comin' Up

Halloween's comin' up soon, an' I hear Barry Bonds is goin' a trick an' a treatin' as himself. Ooooh, scary.

Anyway, I gotta decide on what my costume will be.

Could be I might dress up as Tom Cruise and go trick er treatin' at Oprah's house and Brooke Shields' place. I also been thinkin' 'bout dressin' up like a Congressional Pageboy an' visitin' some of my fellow 'Publicans from the House 'o Reps. Or I might get me a Barack Obama mask an' show up at Hillary's doorstep. Heck, I jus' don't know. So many choices . . .

Given all the events of the past year, there's also:

• Flat Housin' Market Man
• Deficit Spendin' Man
• Guy Walkin' 'round with a Bag o' Hair Gel an' Lipbalm
• North Korean Nukular Man
• Iranian Nukular Man
• The Ghost of WMAs Past
  
• The Spectre of an Iraqi Timetable
• and last, but not least, the Resurrection of a Democratic Congress (shudder)
  

New and Improved

Hi folks, I'm still tryin' to come up with a new slogan or catch phrase fer the conflict in Iraq, seein' as how "Stayin' the course!" seems to have worn out its welcome.

I was thinkin' 'bout "Iraq: we may have screwed it up but really it's far less bad than the Dems woulda done if they had been in charge," but that seemed kinda longish.

Then I reflected on how it's an election year so maybe somethin' brief like "Four more years" would be good, but that's been used way too much in the past and maybe that's not quite the signal we should be sendin' anyways.

I almost nearly settled on, "Iraq: American employment for the 21st century," but then someone asked me if I was bein' ironic and I didn't understand what he meant. So I guess not.

Anyway, the search goes on.


Update: Hey, Rummy jus' come up with a really good slogan: Back Off!
That Rummy, he's so eloquent.

B.M.O.C.

Check this out folks, I'm headlinin' bigtime. Accordin' to the Rutgers news service I'm a big factor in the comin' elections. Like the headline says, "Bush Big Factor in Congressional Elections."

I'm bad, I'm bad, oh yeah, I'm bad. (sorry, had to do a li'l dance there.)


Update: Okay turns out what that article is actually sayin' is that I'm bad, like really bad, but not in a good way. Well, shit.

Is We Winnin'???

I don't quite understand this postin' at RealClearPolitics, but it's all red so that means it's good fer Republicans, right?

More Poesy

Hey folks, I been spendin' all week stretchin' my creativities, so I got me some more poems to share with y'all.


Poem #1

There once was a Rep. named Ney,
Who thought his career was okay.
But he got inta bed with a lobbyist
In order to grab money hand over fist,
An' now he's jus' goin' away.


Poem #2

Since he tried to hide all the dirt,
I came to the aid of Rep. Hastert.
He thanked me by I.M.,
which made me go, "Ahem!"
'cause Foley's not the only pervert.


Feel free to leave yer own inspersperations.

Eenie-Meenie

Well folks, looks like I've got a big choice to make. What should I do?

I can either face the threat of North Korea's nuclear testin'. . .



Or, I can take on the fungus destroyin' Halloween pumpkins . . .













Seein' as how the elections is so close an' all at the start of November, I think I'm gonna hafta go with the Pumpkins. I mean think 'bout it, I can be the Presidint who saved Halloween. That's jus' gotta be good.

Nukes Shnukes

I know North Korea has nukes an' all, but I can't help watchin' these li'l guys. They're jus' so damn cute, an' they never seem to get tired of singin': link

Man, I been listenin' to them all day. Dick says it's makin' his ears bleed, but as far as I'm concerned that might not necessarily be a bad thing.

Y'know what--I even find myself hopin' that there's a full moon tonight. If only there were a way to find out. Like in a newspaper or somethin'. Why don't they publish that kinda stuff? That would be useful.

Poesy

Somethin' else I enjoy doin' is writin' poetry. It's jus' a natural talent of mine. Here's one I penned this week:

There once was a man named Foley
Who made like he was oh so Holy.
But he caused quite a mess
When pages he wanted to caress,
And now 'Publicans are payin' a toll-e.

I showed it to Dick but he threw it to the gound an' stomped on it, then walked off in a huff. But I think it's kinda funny. Jus' like the good ol' days of college.

I mean, why all the fuss 'bout e-mails an' pages? After all, congress is jus' like one big fraternity, an' back in the frats we did things to freshman guys that would make the likes of Coop and the Duke blush. But we weren't gay or nuthin'. We jus' liked to do non-straight things to other guys, y'know, fer fun.

The Other Side of Me

Laura's been readin' my blog an' she says I do too much complainin', gripin', an' whinin' 'bout politicks an' such. Accordin' to her, a blog should be a place to share the more personal side of a person, y'know, their personality. Anyway, she says if I wanna keep on bloggin' I should do more sharin' an' less politickin'. So here goes nuthin'.

What do I do on a Sunday? Well, fer one thing, I like to watch free videos on the internet.

In fact, when I'm feelin' down, there's one in particular I like to watch to help make me feel better 'bout bein' me. Actually, as you can probly figgure, I been watchin' this one a lot lately. Anyway, here it is: